It’s simply becoming a whale shark, much like the Tiburon mutated into a fish after a few remodels.

This one, everybody sees it immediately.

It makes me question how the hell he was driving his STi that he thought accelerating into that turn was a good idea.

That’s what their service department says every time I ask them a question.

A phone app? Thanks Subaru. Maybe you could just put a decent sound system in the 2018's and paint them right.

“junior varsity MacGyver antics” - That’s going in my vernacular now.

Doesn’t this happen to the B’s all the time? Almost all of the U.S. broken arrows were planes disintegrating in bad places. There’s a whole book about WWII planes just shitting themselves and dumping their crew and payload into remote areas. Not that that NC incident is remote, it’s an hour away from my house.

My bed always ends up facing South and West. Sleeping pointed North does not feel right and I can never get to sleep. I’m sure there is a good reason why it instinctively gets arranged that way for me but I’m not hazarding a guess.

All of the liberal states should band together and rebel en-masse against the federal government to retain their own states’ rights. They could have their own flag and uniforms and elect the President that they really wanted to win, and house that person in a newly selected capital city. My ideas are awesome, I’m…

This post reminded me that Snowden is still in Moscow and hasn’t been pardoned. He’s going to have a bad 2017.

It usually sounds like they aren’t even on the same drugs.

I know, I see trailer hitches all the time here. I just distinctly remember my manual saying “Remove after use, in event of rear collision it will kill babies and be your fault.”

I thought having an exposed tow hook on a street car was illegal because it basically negates the bumper on a rear collision. It could just be in my state. I have to use one to strap things to my roof rack correctly but I can unscrew the thing.

Dancing. When all the cute teen bands way back in the 90's all started doing dance numbers at concerts there was no way to include actual singing because it’s heavy cardio. The old man from Footloose was actually right all along.

I want to murder Phil Collins after 6 years of those places. They always have at least five of his damned whiny songs on the rotation at all times.

Can’t be, the thief is still alive.

I think we’ve stumbled upon Ford Motor Company’s new design philosophy: Steal better designs in legally questionable ways. Check out the next Mustang concept!

Hopefully he’s sterile now. The dumbest thing I’ve seen done with a vehicle is still a Camaro being driven into the Atlantic Ocean off a pier. It really sucked that it was mine.

Well... did you buy any guns yet? Everyone is doing that first.

Those are cool, seems like a good choice for people like me that see snow once a year and have tires that are made for rain and mud traction.