It’s unfortunate I suppose, but they are still top athletes with high win records. Everyone loses at some point, it’s just the good ones that don’t quit. And then there’s that McGregor asshole...

Trump ominously replied: “He’ll find out.”

It’s a suitable batmobile for Affleck. Keep the jet-engine corvettes for the next guy.

I’ve lost more than that, unfortunately. I have no sympathy for drunk drivers.

Applebee’s is on this list though.

I wish I had thought of that app, it’d sell like mad.

I did have a green Mustang. Now I have an Impreza. The theme songs for them both went something like this:

The segment names get longer every year too. People used to laugh at “sport utility vehicle” but now you can buy Hybrid Luxury Extended Hatchback All-Terrain Crosswagonovers.

It’s a hazard of Kinja’s “you may also like” crossposting system. Be careful, you might be reading about Volkswagen and wind up arguing with lesbians about yogurt flavors.

No clue glue has been lost in an Orochi.

There’s always that one guy in the dojo that feels like he has to prove himself and is incapable of holding back. Sometimes in boxing those guys get to become pros. In any other martial art the master wipes the floor with them and they either learn a little respect or quit.

Worth the wait, Doug.

Little known fact, Mavis Beacon was the first female inventor to create a caps lock key on the qwerty keyboard. That’s the unofficial “cruise control for cool” of the internet with the kids. Nobody knows this yet except certain special individuals, but I have it on good authority that John Titor also made a cruise…

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I’m assuming you accidentally got the San Francisco version. Those questions actually make sense if you’re looking at a cross-section of coastal Californians.

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Yeah, we all know how those left over Pontiac’s that nobody bought skyrocketed in value. It’s a Toyota, it will be worth as much as Toyotas. Unless a popular television character starts driving a Scion ironically and everyone hops on the xB bandwagon for a year nobody cares.

I think they’re too busy with the roving murder gangs to worry about the names, so just the two unless it gets produced in the U.S. “Distilled agave spirits” or something else equally generic is used to avoid legal troubles. Sort of like how Jack Daniels is called a whiskey but specifies “sour mash” because the…

I liked him a lot in his episodes. He has done other things. That show was in the 90's. It’s not like Ted Danson gets crap for being on Cheers still.

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