A solution without a problem, fitting of 1950's stubbornness. It’s like flying cars, you get the worst of both inventions instead of the best. I’d love to see this guy selling them:

As a writer I’d be embarrassed to have my name on it. It’s the worst thing I’ve tried to read since erotic fan fiction about the Power Rangers.

So pandering to broke hipsters was not a good marketing choice. Someone please tell Ford.

Mezcal is actually made from the heart of the maguey/agave and tends to have a darker and sweeter flavor. Patron is a mezcal, which is why it’s so overpriced. They are both protected exports but regulation is not at the same level as the EU with something like champagne or cheese.

I always trust Goobjoog News for the hottest headlines. They usually have the story up 5 mints afta they break.

An Indian car? The new 2016 Cholera! Don’t walk, run to your nearest dealer!

Around here it’s usually to make it from a call to a court date on time, but I’ve never seen an officer doing more than about 20 over the limit. I sure as hell don’t chase them down to prove a point. These stories usually start with the headline “Mother tased and in jail for confronting officer” so I’m kind of happy…

If someone held a pistol across my face to point it at someone they’d never see me again. Hopefully they turned the video and license plate photos over to the police because legally this was an armed assault.

Vehicular schadenfreude.

Seeing it for yourself is always the most convincing thing, but next to that is definitely one of the earlier driver’s ed videos like Red Asphalt. The post-WWII ones pulled no punches.

I’m 5 miles from an airfield and this never happens until airshow season. We get Seneca Guns but the air force does its testing outside of the major city.

2000 Monte Carlo (new). Power steering broke in a 60mph curve and ditched me. Last Chevy I ever bothered with after the Failblazer and a horrendous rental Malibu Maxx. Every GM car I owned starting with an ‘87 Camaro has tried to kill me at least once.

It looks like a 2016 Saturn Ion for god’s sake.

The problem with Subaru’s is that they heat up so fast it cracks the windshields, and also that the windshields are garbage. They’ve had at least one recall for them.

You stopped following Team Sleep because they’ve had one studio release since they started and randomly take 3-year hiatuses. They routinely scrap demo songs and remix them in ways that make the Eros album blueballing seem generous. Palms was not actually started by Chino (but he actually has more side groups somehow)…

Shameful display. Does he not have any male successors? It’s a zaibatsu, a resignation for him is more like taking two steps backwards out of the limelight so he can pursue other “opportunities” in a subsidiary.

You’ve got to listen to the whole 2nd and 3rd albums if you enjoyed that song. Chino also has a side-project called Team Sleep that is even more moody and electronic than this group; think “Teenager”, and these groups are where a lot of his experimental songs wound up.

I once crapped so hard it landed me in the hospital. Metaphorically speaking, otherwise it would have made some headlines. Shame I didn’t see this post until now.

My stock Yokohama’s are literally disintegrating. I took it to the dealer and before they even looked at it the service rep said “Yeah they do that.” Aside from being deafeningly loud on the interstate they’ve barely made it to 15k miles.

I’m amazed that Beyonce’ is not on that wikipedia page. If it weren’t for Streisand’s self-entitled strong-arming it would be called the Beyonce’ Effect by now. Maybe her lawyers deleted her wiki entry from the internet.