Meanwhile in my cheap-ass Impreza: donuts

Wow guys, it was a joke. Just like Pastafarianism. Please don’t compare noodle-hat athiests to hijab wearers.

This is the correct way to enforce this law. A long, drawn-out court case by the ACLU is not. If you’re going to get a government document with a strainer on your head to prove a point then you had best stick to your guns.

That hurts just thinking about it. I sprayed anti-itch solution on mine and it felt like burning needles being drug down my sides.

Three years ago my roommate and his brother were dead-set on going snowboarding. I decided I was going with them, up to Boone, NC. It’s a nice, quiet drive to a mountain town with gentle slopes. A film festival was happening that weekend. Fun! The day we decided to leave was the beginning of the worst blizzard I’ve…

I had to quit Fallout 3 for two months because I CTD’ed when I left the Vault. Not a great way to start your experience, by waiting for a patch. New Vegas just needed some fan mods to be stable like adding large address awareness to their exe.

“Shout, Shout, Let It All Out: Tamriel Edition”? I don’t think it was really interesting until they went back to Morrowind and picked up the threads of a better game story.

It’s obvious Bethesda wants to make action games. RPG’s haven’t been their forte for a long time, but they insist on using an engine that is terrible for action games and then cramming pseudo-roleplaying quests into their sandbox as if it is acceptable just for them to do it. They should just split the series into a…

Thanks, Captain Pedant. Stupid typos happen after 8-hour shifts.

It’s part of the machismo culture of the U.S. Considering a president died in 1841 doing this exact same thing to show off, it’s been around for a while. Americans are supposed to be resilient in the face of weather, warfare, and logic.

When we forget our past we repeat the same mistakes. I’m Jewish but I don’t want them to tear down Auschwitz. It’s an important part of our history, and the fact that it elicits painful emotions is testament to its value in our culture. Forgetting slavery is wrong is what made it acceptable in the New World in the…

I’d love to know if there was an Operation Iraqi Freedom mission that another squadron named Morocco Mole.

Grind on my leeeg, ‘til the eeend of the sooong, and ignooore the booone

You’ll probably have to strip the trunk bed down to the sheet metal and throw the plastic and apolstry out. Burying it at sea is reserved for a corpse melting in the cabin, which is something that chemically fuses to the raw minerals of the car (probably) and hangs on to it like a stinky curse ghost. There are special…

This announcement is like walking into an AA meeting and proclaiming you’re happily off the wagon.

Where do you think Pink Panther films come from?

The British just have bad luck with guns.

The 2016 Tokyo Ode to Hearing Loss

Bethesda hasn’t made a decent rpg since Morrowind. They should just cut the pretense and pick up one of id’s engines, bury gamebryo in the backyard, and make the fps they’ve wanted to since Fallout 3. I’d rather have a legitimate rpg produced separately from a fps so they stop trying to pour everything into one…

See a doctor if that feeling in your perineum persists for more than a day. I’d have to go with 2 just for the novelty, but I fear I would imagine living vehicles and brutally crush them under thousands of tons of water. I’m so sorry Catbus, I was just watching cartoons!