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OK, if I had a choice between the 2002 Saab and a new Chinese car they’d have me sold too.

I’m upset Lindsay Lohan isn’t more like Amy Winehouse.

“They can’t fit in the trunk of a Miata?”

“Jalopnik is a trusted source for information on cars and the industry.”

Classy cars for classy hoes.

They already hate Americans, it was still worth IMO.

A marine friend taught me that it is better to do something and apologize for it later than to regret not doing something fun. Think of defiling a VW concept and pissing a guard off as a win-win event that has redeemed you for Jalopnik. Good luck, Nicole.

My brother has one of these in black. If he ever lets me within 50 feet of it I’ll get back to you.

The pants ribbon is OK for people with developmental disabilities, like hydrocephalics and hipsters.

Marco Rubio was a clown in a 3-piece suit before he ever tried to drink water during a taped speech. He is hilariously awkward and I don’t regret a second that I’ve laughed at him. I mean rewatch this and tell me he isn’t about to collapse into a pile of nervous sweat.

I missed the weird stuff. The strobe light got me.

They are on just about everything where I am, but I’m in an area with lots of outdoor sporting that requires some sort of rack. All the cars listed are the most common choices next to Subarus.

Crap, you’re right. This happened a few months ago to someone I know. Hard to keep expensive gear out of sight.

There aren’t many cars that have sedan and hatchback versions that you look at and don’t say “Damn the hatchback looks so much better.” There are no downsides to the choice; hatches are more useful than trunks. They also tend to come with more utility options as standard, like roof rails.

It’s one of the main selling points of Scion xb’s to retired people; they can get in it.

Enter all the races, but if you win all the races is it still fun? Do I effectively lose half my life span if I pick 1 or is that just time in stasis? It’d be like “Drive anything you want, and then 5 times a decade become KITT.”

I had one of the Borg Warner limited editions, loved that car. Modified it, drag raced with it, then *stuff* happened. Still have the keys.

So it’s a hook-up roulette, except that would be a much more interesting app. Bet on Red, get a surprise.

I learned there is a website named Nirnroot.com and it is about nirnroot, a fictional plant. That’s also black nirnroot, which only grew in the Dwemer caverns at Blackreach. Those cannot exist in Fallout because I ate them all and then burned the ruins. “We need a plant, how about we reuse this asset and make it…