My opinion is still “In your ass” as the strangest choice.

And we’ll have to genetically engineer giant cats to save us from the killer cars.

Brace yourself, they have added traffic circles to intersections. It’s like a demolition derby.

“Told you, they’re awful.”

Funny, I was originally looking for the Dunkin Donuts guy out in the rain, but you know how the internet is.

8. Doing donuts in the wet

How about a big middle finger badge for the people that actually look for TDI’s and leave passive-aggressive notes on the windshield?

I really think we should spend some resources on our infrastructure before we start getting rid of vehicles that can handle 50 miles of cracked pavement, gravel, and potholes.

I had an African History professor that would routinely just not make it back to the country to teach his classes. If a competent TA was not around class would get cancelled. Sometimes he’d get something like malaria and just vanish for a month, because his summer home was in Senegal and he had a pet cow, etc.…

How does the lifted Impreza handle dirt roads? Surprisingly like an Impreza hatchback, but with more butt-warmer action and plastic side paneling.

My friend is stationed there right now, hope he’s alright.

There was this cool locking pipe construction set I had as a kid, where you built your own car with wheels and a frame. Between that, Legos, Construx, and my parents and brothers only driving corvettes and other enthusiast cars, I really didn’t have a choice. The thing that really turns you into a gearhead is learning…

I think he’s right, they’re all hypermiling enthusiasts. That is why they are always going 20mph under the speed limit and are unphased by the other drivers around them. They put my coasting to shame.

This year there were only two shows on that I could stand. Things went into creepy overdrive.

But does it depreciate faster than a Porsche? I still think 10k is a lot for a car that looks like a baby turtle/Juke-mini.

There’s a ratio of money-to-death wish that equals fun, and this is it. That’s still a lot of car for $800 and if it’s really fun, wrench on it. If it dies, you can recoup a lot of that just selling it to a junkyard. I just bought a handgun that was 55% of the cost of this car. My last kayak cost more than this car…

That says “in the garden of eden.” Trust me, I do this professionally.

Four of these on an Escalade:

It’s on the Mustang too, just like fake scoops. I can kind of see the utility in it and people defend these. Personally, I love cars that have off switches for everything. Being able to turn cabin lights off is great if you leave the house at 3am.

Does anyone else hate being called a Yank? Maybe it’s a Southern thing.