“Marty, we have to go back!”

In North and South Carolina, two things can happen when a squad car encounters a clustering of drivers that refuse to not tailgate each other on an otherwise empty highway. One, The officer actually has to be somewhere so they approach at around 70mph in the left lane, and people actually make adjustments to their…

It makes more sense to me than all the cuckold stuff. I guess that’s voyeurism overlapping swinging.

Wow, I did not notice that.

I am trying to think of a T.P. joke but Cornholio was from Lake Titiqaqa.

Actually broadcasting it on any of the channels I have would be a great start.

Cut vs. uncut.

“This just got really weird. They want the whole cake, unbaked.”

It’s the equivalent of mounting half a dildo on your car and saying “I could knock up a Miata if I wanted to.” The swingers are silly, but I’d prefer it if they illegalized the root cause and made gross stupidity and tackiness criminal. Escape From Miami. I think I’m on to something...

That’s what random replies are for! I make the horrible arguments so you don’t have to.

I wasn’t going to go there, but since we’re doing cosmetic mods:

More like 350ZZZZZZZZ... (just kidding, enjoy your car)

All positive or negative arguments aside, there are two reasons why this will not happen now:

This is awful, but at least the gear selector is not a turn dial next to the radio.

I just pictured this as half the students I fail on exams when they get the directions. Step 1, “Read the...” Nope! I’m drawing a smiley face.

“gasoline-powered v8 steampunk” - let me stop you there, this is entirely too silly.

“I had the ‘privilege’ of growing up in a totalitarian communist regime” - Finally, an opinion from a developer that really understands censorship. I am not sure why you headlined him as “pro-gamergate” when he’s really “anti-censorship” and dislikes being told what to do by people he doesn’t know.