Disappointing, I thought a Ghibli would be pretty plush. At least the engine purrs.

Normally martial law has been declared before you try to run one of those through a crowded city and the collateral is an afterthought.

“OK fellas, how do we top this and revive the moniker?”

Replace “slave wage” with “mildly above the state minimum” (basically slave wages) and “negotiating priveleges” and it’s pretty close to my story. I was also encouraged to take extra measures to screen high-risk guests, including larger fees to cover for anticipated (or retroactive) damages and cheaper rates and…

Where is part 2 of the Hipster Ninja story? Assuming there isn’t a warrant being drafted as we read this.

NSFW: Bootleg Fireworks.

Someone pointed out (rather astutely) that they have the butt of an ‘09 Camry. The designs are definitely getting more boring and the CVT is a little limp. But comparing it to a new Honda? That’s low.

The hatchback also has inexpensive factory crossbars and built-in rails. The factory audio system, even the upgraded one, is garbage. The materials on the interior scratch easily, the windshield is weak, the paint scratches if you give it a harsh look, and up until the 2014 there was virtually no noise deadening…

The first voice is a child saying “Cold, warm, warmer, hot” depending on if you are walking towards or away from the flashing hallway with the antler picture.

One of them was mine. A waiver was signed before it could leave the shop, and shortly after a tow truck was called and the shop replaced the brakes anyway. There’s a difference between extortion and stupidity.

I was just joking when I suggested they name a car the Dingo. Happy coincidence I guess.

A minivan with suicide doors, that’s brutal. I bet the child safety lock is gone too.

Who has time for this kind of crap? “I waited 5-10 minutes”, to see if he’d come kick his ass I suppose. Which is why he always has a baseball bat in his trunk, he’s such a self-absorbed douche he is setting himself up to use it on someone. I really hope on top of the vandalism charge and fine he gets some community…

Well I’d certainly drive one. I’ve always fancied myself as a sort of Puma-man.

This should really be in the Olympics now.

“Tonight I’m just leaving the vinyl safety gloves on, I’ll dry-clean the uniform tomorrow.”

Their brand is so established you neglected to even mention that they had a mid-range sports car and skipped directly to the GT-R. The 370z somehow has even less recognition than the 350z. I drove a 350z and have a good idea of why.

Sometimes I run out of ideas too. When that happens it helps to indulge in some recreation, meditation, and an occasional chemical binge. Just not right now, it’s 100 degrees outside.

I really don’t know how I didn’t kill myself driving one when I was 18. This particular engine would shut itself off if the rpm’s went over a certain point or if you didn’t give it enough throttle when you started it (that got fixed along with some modifications). It isn’t a particularly good story, but I decided to…