In the gameplay trailer the main character says 200 years. It looks slightly more believable than the 200 years in Fallout 3, which looked more like 20 years. Even with the radiation and topsoil damage the place would be a forest after that long.

No, you can’t. That thing isn’t a Mustang, it’s an abomination.

She has giant nipples too. It’s not a glitch, it’s just one of the 20 hour shift programmers making things “more entertaining” like Gwyndolyn in Dark Souls or Mai Shirunai in KOFXIII.

That baby looks like Yoda lifting something.

Chromosomes. I didn’t want to dip into that shitstorm.

They can’t even find all of the ones they have now, that’s why I’m worried.

‘are you human or are you not human?’ - We have no way of knowing for sure, get Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Machine on that pronto.

If it gets rebadged so it “appeals to the American audience” and then beaten with an ugly stick and marked up 10k? Nope. Otherwise I’d take a look at it.

I already have. I wouldn’t again, but the late models were good. I don’t know where all the hate for them is coming from. Corvette guys? First they hated the anemic c3, then the 80’s c4, then the plastic and boring c5, then the too-European boohoo c6, and now the c7 has an ass that makes Kanye West do double-takes.…

I want Oro the most. There I said it. He’s an old man that’s so cool he falls asleep between fights and can kick everyone’s asses with one hand tied behind his back.

Neat, I never played 7.

You’re right, they would never recall a Chevy Cobalt.

Motorcycle: A David Lynch production.

A turbo Chevy Cobalt? What could go wrong.

That was worth the 21 year wait. If you didn’t have the original on release it probably doesn’t have the same impact. Now is a great time to try out Brutal Doom if you haven’t.

Can we also make this a thing on lifted pickup trucks?

That’s the most pathetic Lambo crash since someone drove one into a lake.

Day 3654: Much like my hero Jane Goodall, a new leader in the troop has noticed I am not one of them and has forced me out of the community.

I remember being on that ship. The Russian shot at us and we had to go back to port. It was very real.