Those always remind me of retired female bodybuilders, especially in pink.

My roommate was a manager of a wrong-side-of-the-tracks Midas and had some good stories. Mostly about meth-heads, but one was an elderly woman too miserly for her own good. Her breaks were completely shot. They had the rear breaks pulled off of the vehicle and gave her a quote. She did not like this number, and…

I remember the speech I gave at my high school graduation. It was about friendships and bonds, and treasuring what you learned, and other stuff. I made it really short on purpose. I haven’t spoken to anyone from my graduating class in 11 years. There’s an important lesson in there about social networking but it gets…

“...and forty-five bucks” - I don’t miss Sandy that much. It wasn’t a common car by any means (I only found 3 like it in the continental US) so AutoTrader was as deep as I searched for it.

After owning a 3rd and 4th gen, 5th was like:

I found that site before I started shopping for a car two years ago, it’s fantastic.

Jonathan is really CATS. He set 2Awesome Studios up the money. Our only hope is great justice from zig.

Yes it deserved to die, and I hope it burns in hell. I had a new 2000’s steering just -break- going 60 mph and put me in a ditch.

Meanwhile at Day for Night Games headquarters:

This has to be a glitch. Rockstar isn’t capable of subtlety.

Skipped 1 and tried 2:AoK. I really wanted to enjoy that game but the controls and combat were awful. It did not help that the game started with the most generic European-high fantasy scenario possible. Not that the presentation wasn’t unique and interesting, but the two droned on for so long. Then I killed a bunch of…

“...one of your favorite bands from the past rock out all new songs from an album you’re likely never to buy...”

So even Ducati is outselling Volkswagen now, interesting.

That would have been great at the last Awesome Games Done Quick. I knew this possible with a few other games but this series seems so technical that it’s staggering.

Scraping a Ferrari on cobblestones? Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

Versatile vehicles aren’t they? I’m sure someone can pick this up as a salvage claim for $200 and actually make a convertible wagon out of it.

I’ve done yoga and Tai Chi (Chen) and I’ll vouch for both, but you will definitely get more cardio and leg strength with the martial art. The yoga was easy for a big guy like me because I was blessed/cursed with hyper-flexible joints. A job that makes you squat and climb ladders for 7 hours a day helped too, but I…

I thought it was going to be Dead Or Alive 5.

Screw anybody that makes fun of you because of the car you drive. People that are obsessed with social prestige are not worth anyone’s time.