They will make hilariously awkward cars that won’t run most fuels or fit most drivers, but they won’t have nearly the fatal crash record of Microsoft’s trucks.

I scoff at the notion that Volvo thinks it’s seats are good. They make the only car seats that can send me to a chiropractor in 15 minutes or less.

That’s impressive. Considering how often I see the little concrete barrier bridge on I-40 broken and with 5 state troopers looking down over the edge, I’d say we should upgrade.

After watching all of them, if I ever travel there I think I’ll charter an armored car.

Not pictured: A squirrel crying as one of them pulls out a chainsaw.

I was thinking while watching “If this were Canada I bet a huge moose would jump o-OH SNAP!”

He told people to get off his driveway, does that count?

While we’re at it, can we tell people to stop avoiding half of a speed bump and driving over it at full speed with only one wheel? I mean screw their car, but they veer off and sideswipe parked cars doing that.

I have no sympathy for a Bojutsu Kung Jin player.

It is simply not kosher to pick on the mentally handicapped. Everybody knows they bite too, Evander should have seen that coming when Tyson didn’t have his nap.

OK, you’ll never use it and it’s practically worthless to you. You are a driving machine that can tune your every muscle to hold a constant speed on any terrain. I’m fine with that, you can drive any way that makes you happy. But why not have it as another feature when you sell the car? What if someone else drives…

Yes, your gi would totally make me think twice about shooting you in the back with a firearm. :|

The same things they still haven’t fixed from last time we started complaining about trends. I renominate corporate grills with huge emblazoned logos, and second the base model lack of cruise controls. There is absolutely no reason to leave the cruise feature off of the trim except to sell higher trim levels and piss…

It’s a magnet plate a dealer is using.

One of the absolute worst cars I’ve ever been stuck in. I will never forget it though.

The Eos. I don’t think I could identify the CC if I saw one.

There was a G3? I see Vibes all the time.

There are a few in my city at the moment, one of them being a co-worker’s. For the price and incentives it is a good vehicle, provided warranties aren’t a huge deal for you.

They will not be charged with anything and the insurance company will probably cover the cost of the incident. Pedestrians tend to take the blame for these incidents and they have a hard time defending themselves from the grave. I don’t believe the driver is at fault either; common sense dictates not walking…

There is some cosmic law to doing stupid things in cars: The one single time you decide to do something stupid in a car to show off is the one exact time you will be observed and consequently punished for it. If there is a woman in your passenger side the odds of her enjoying the entire fiasco will be virtually nil.