I had a feeling, but nobody vetoed naming the car after what you get when you park illegally in their car. They made the same mistake at Ford recently with the ‘series of cars nobody remembers.’

“I’m on television and you’re in a fucking trailer, honey.”

...and they all turned into mangled balls of shrapnel during 40 mph collisions.

I cannot believe they released a car with that name, that’s like having a Buick Injunction or a Pontiac Statute or a Honda Accord.

“I imported a Skyline GT-R and drove it 250 miles home.” Cool, got pics? - Normal people

Is it really supposed to be the newest secret character, Ed Boon? As long as his dlc costumes aren’t all Village People get-ups and his fatality doesn’t involve lube it’s fine.

Exactly, it's like the Travolta/Johansson picture all over again where the second you see the live footage it's abundantly clear everything is fine. "Social media outrage" has to be one of the dumbest banes of current society. The force of a million completely uninformed people over something not even remotely…

If it’s stolen you will use a phone app to send it to the police impound lot. If you’re really cool you’ll have touchscreen ejector seats though.

Is this Matt Farrah's million mile Lexus?

“The Fiat 500L made me long for the days of mule-based transportation.”

Or one of her interns.

Hey now, she grew up on an Arkansas farm just like “y’all did too.”

I'm sure several people could be convinced to bleed him with barber knives.

It would be much simpler to just measure the lobe areas of his skull with calipers and check the base of his skull for abnormal lumps; that's the only way to know for sure if he is truly a sexual deviant. Then we must place him on a strict enema and hydrotherapy regimen until the primitive urges have left the man.

My brother did this two years ago in Charlotte and chose a Ferrari 428. I thought it was a ridiculous sum to do a few laps on half a course. The instructors are pretty good and can shut the car off so something must have gone very wrong. The requirements from their website are basically being over 21 and legally…

From the headline I thought you meant he was trying to sell his autobiography to a publisher.

“And that’s when I saw him; the man of my dreams. Tall, blonde, gorgeous, and looking at me through a slick pair of Ray-bans.”

I just saw one of those for the first time ever in my city last week, weird. They’re much more interesting than the 3-series.

Tell me when I can buy a version of her cat.

I was just thinking that the windows would need some serious tinting in these cars. There will probably be a market for OEM trashcan compartments if everybody is going to be spraying their bodily fluids all over the seats.