So I can make my car sound like Fran Drescher?

They all look like bars of soap in a microwave.

The entire bathroom scene from the Evil Dead Remake was painful to watch. I'm confident this studio knows how to hit the right cartoon/horror ratio to make this as fun as the last game.

They completely failed with that system because it was seriously unpleasant to see any of their dismemberment. It is the opposite of what Killing Floor did.

I’m shocked that people are still signing up to join a market that is so incredibly volatile. Every story I read about developers, first-hand or otherwise, is a long string of regrets, disappointments, relocations, and financial burdens. It’s kind of amazing that there are so many good games that make it to release…

Hellmann's can completely ruin a sandwich for me. Duke's is good. I've never seen Blue Plate and their website says it doesn't exist within 100 miles of me so I guess it's like Nutella, we'll get it three decades after the rest of the planet.

It must be some rule handed down temporarily by corporate. The smart dealers don’t look at a person’s clothing or beater car and discriminate, they treat everybody well because sometimes really, really wealthy people wander around dealerships in Hawaiian shirts and cut-off jeans too.

He did preface the entire article with “I drove Ferraris all day and quit my dream job, what the hell is wrong with me?”

This echoes my thoughts almost exactly, with a small difference: Do not go back to that dealer and demand to drive a Golf. There is no way a dealer like that will be fair with you or treat you well. They’re probably expecting the same kind of clients Toyota gets, where a moron walks into the dealership and says “Gimme…

I hear he used to be the most powerful warrior of the Rakyat, too.

The only way to make the old Cavalier interiors worse (besides years of neglect by a chain smoker) is to make it into a driver’s ed car. I was forced to learn on one of these and it had the passenger-side braking mechanism over the top of both pedals. You completely wedge your foot against the pedals to depress them…

Most of these people die at 27. Let’s see if he can beat the spread!

Remember the spider chicks? Yep, them too.

It’s the Rule 34 of PC games. It really clicks when you see the nudity sets for Dark Souls.

Awesome, today's edition of "Cars You'll Never Own"! With Top Gear gone I need my fix.

I wish more press conferences had that level of transparency, especially the White House correspondences.

They’re the same people that moaned about how a real Mustang should never have a v6, and now they’ve moved on to 4-cylinder griping like it’s still the 90’s. This thing almost has as much power as the Cobra SVT did in 2001.

He grabbed somebody’s head and didn’t get punched in the throat? Must be a nice bar.

For reference, the best example of this was a student infront of a panel. One of the panelists made a backhanded comment that was irrelevant to the discussion, so the student said, “With all due respect that is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.” Got an A on that project.

This happens to a student whenever the professor feels the need to critique everyone but has nothing to say. Sometimes they think up the dumbest thing they can. If you call them on it they acquiesce. I see it happen to men more frequently because the professor isn’t afraid to criticize them.