fullonnb
FullOnNB
fullonnb

fuck off this is a good bear

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

Look, there’s a claws in my contract that I have to make them.

Seriously not cool. I watch this version of football specifically to avoid paws in the action.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

My mom won’t let me.

Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

That walk-by was the equivalent of dropping an atomic bomb sized “fuck you”. ICE. COLD.

...thought Branch would have a big 2015.

Reporters saw Gronkowski in the locker room, bending down and lifting luggage

That is a shit-eating grin for the ages.

Dude, please learn what apostrophes do.

“brutus touched my nuts”

Top fucking notch.

After passing Favre in career yards, he decided to go after a few more of Brett’s records.

Nine fans. I just saw Jeff in a Cowboys hat.

As a lonely, desperate alcoholic who can seldom justify drinking before 10am, I fully support this plan.

I think that might just be the most hilarious post-championship press conference I’ve ever seen. Vinci cracking jokes at Panetta during Panetta’s interview is priceless. Don’t see this often enough in sports.

That was Neymar’s Venezuelan cousin, Lumbar.

This is absolutely disgusting.