So folks are only respectful to you when they’re running a grift? That’s just sad, boss.

What’s the deal with calling me out on a post I haven’t even commented on yet?

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

from the 1940s.

I was rightfully called out for putting Jadeveon there, but I’m not gonna let David on there though. Sorry Derek.

yeah, that’s true.. How about I just put J.J. Watt there instead. He’s being wasted just as much.

This works on Belichick if you ask him about punting and special teams from the 1940s. 

It’s a good thing such a thoughtful and talented Quarterback is playing for team known for taking advantage of other truly generational talents like Andre Johnson and Jadeveon Clowney.

This is the internet age. If someone isn’t owned or dunked on or DEMOLISHED, then what even is the point?

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

He’s got the porn name.

No I definitely think I’m better than a guy who lost money on numerous goddamn CASINOS.

They’re scared.

Well, he says Civil War Part Duece.

“Nice country you got there. Shame if something were to happen to it.”

Oh no the old white people who weigh 250+lbs are coming!

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

Freddy Kitchens sinks even lower.

Honestly, I wouldn’t mind a Batman franchise that’s built entirely on the backs of its villains. One of the best things about the animated series was how well it put its villains in the spotlight.

Beaten with the crossword and jumble section of the newspaper every day growing up