Congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the AFC East before they’ve even taken a snap in the season.

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”

Tom Brady will suffer a season-ending Achilles injury and the Patriots will sign Andrew Luck.

Mail me what you smoking! 

BELLICHICK SET THIS UP FROM THE START!

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

I can’t believe a sports league exists where there are basically 20+ incompetently-run franchises and 1 that feasts on them all.

Do the Patriots play the Raiders this season? So Burfict can mutter "and I am Iron Man" before concussing Brown with an egregious helmet-to-helmet hit?

Collusion? Collusion!

PUT IT INTO MY VEINS

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

lol

I don’t think it’s THAT risky to graft large swatch of Scorsese’s 70's and 80's filmography onto an already established comic book character. 

Sorry, can’t really find it in myself to be excited that a child rapist who fled from justice still gets to make movies and get awards. My bad, I guess.

You thought he looked cool?

I know it’s hip and cool and edgy to blame the Raiders for this, but I fail to see how they’re in the wrong. This ALL is 100% in Antonio Clown’s hands. 

“These guys are going to work like we do every day and all they want to feel respect and appreciation, and when you go to work and you don’t feel either one of those, you get depressed...” Gerard said about the NYPD.