I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

Maybe next game they should all bring signs/flags with the image of a Nazi being punched. May I suggest a screenshot from this?

> paramilitary contingent

Meanwhile, the MLS is still waiting for that infusion of NASCAR dads that will surely see and appreciate their pro-fascist stance. 

Are you suggesting, good sir, that LaVar Ball may not have been forthright about the quality of his brand?!

What a productive two days you’ve had.

as entertaining as watching an feather-haired old man get a handjob. 

their core in is place for what they hope is a multi-year Super Bowl window

Don Draper was only 99% right: the universe is indifferent to almost everything, but it actively despises the Mets and their fans.

It’s a big win for Brazil, but I think national debt is still the favorite in that group.

If he wins he should invite Wawrinka to join him in the post-match interview and then when the interview starts tell Stan to get lost like the loser he is.

This was his Twitter header for a few days lol.

Tell the crowd that Trump calls him everyday on election fraud advice.

Do a Yakov Smirnoff set except all the punchlines praise Soviet Russia.

Except on Tuesdays. Then está muerto para ti.

“Did I just watch Dave Chappelle save America from itself”

You’re such a bad faith piece of shit. Do you honestly think people being criticized is “silencing” them? Or is it more likely that you find any criticism of “anti-PC” behavior (in other words, racist, bigoted bullshit) as intolerable and you believe you should be free from consequences of your backwards ass views?

I liked the special. I’ll give it three flaming crosses out of five. 

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?