This is cheating. This is like if the debate was “what’s worse: seasonal allergies or a summer cold,” and your answer was “shitting yourself to death from dysentery.”
Spite
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If a random different Plumlee showed up to play for Team USA, would anyone actually notice?
My favorite part about the internet is that it allows you to enjoy every minor asshole from around the world, not just the nearby ones.
Tow? If that’s my property, that’s an immediate tie the other end into my 2-phase 220 outlet, grab a beer and watch the fun.
Dude is an absolute saint, if only because he’s waging a one-man crusade against the Florida Man stereotype.
Is that what America has come to? Taken a fresh looking blonde white American and turning him into a brunette, vaguely Hispanic looking? No wonder Trump is winning!
“Actual Players’ Likenesses” coming soon in $9.99 lootboxes!
“He could buy MSG Corp and set fire to all the assets and it would have an immaterial impact to his net worth.”
I’d be chill too if I was worth $50b. What’s James Dolan and Jeanie Buss going to do to Ballmer? As rich as Dolan is Ballmer could buy him with his loose couch money. He could buy MSG Corp and set fire to all the assets and it would have an immaterial impact to his net worth.
The only question left to be answered is whether Gruden’s contract will merely end up being the worst ever for a coach, or if it turns out to be worst contract in the history of sports.
I would argue at least half of Batman’s Rouges Gallery is nicer than Richie Incognito.
No, Mike, you can’t. But you also don’t have to turn your locker room into goddamned Arkham, either.
Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.
Gruden is so successful in failure that he’s gonna be hired by the Trump Administration pretty soon.
I legitimately laughed out loud when I saw that.
Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough.
Thomas’s middle finger wasn’t all that hard to interpret
If the rookie helmet fit you must acquit.
can we please stop pointing to goddamn polygraphs like they mean anything? might as well call in a phrenologist.