NBA Owners: Fix your lack of organization competence and accountability. Tampering isn’t the problem.

The real luck would be taking the blow out of your pocket before you wet yourself 

Clemen’s fastball combined with Burt Blyleven’s hook thrown about 10mph faster.

Man the younger generation has no idea how good Doc was in his prime. Imagine Pat Mahomes doing this. Dude was electric and the face of MLB.

Those were precisely my dad’s first signs of dementia.  Have a nice day!

if you eat leftover sliders you deserve whatever happens to you

“If you wanted chicken you should have gone somewhere good, you piece of shit” is how I end all of my emails.

I once was attempting to robo-trip with my college girlfriend - y’know drinking way too much robotussin so that we could fry balls (not recommended!) - and we ended up at a Fazolis. My spaghetti proceeded to mouth the words my girlfriend was speaking and I’ve never, ever come close to wanting to eat that again.

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.

this comment made me sad

If you dislike reheated pizza, it’s only because you have never reheated pizza in a skillet on the stove.

The old good cop/bad domestic abuser approach? Classic.

Solo was part of the group of five USWNT players who first sued U.S. Soccer 

Yeah, why the tone deafness on Solo? This is sort of like running an article suggesting that it would be a good idea for Ray Rice to be a player rep. at the next CBA meetings.

The USWNT already has Megan Rapinoe to provide strong leadership, but I guess Hope Solo could create a good cop/bad cop situation. After all, it usually takes more than one officer to get Hope Solo in cuffs.

Great idea to use “Ass-kicker” in a positive way around someone known for domestic violence. I’m sure you will chalk this up to one of your haters, but consider.... not doing this

Given Solo’s history with domestic violence...maybe reconsider the wording of the headline?

They seem to have some pretty outspoken people currently on the national team ? Of course if there is a need for someone to get violent at a family BBQ then I’m sure Hope and her husband will get a call. 

Hope Solo can beat anyone.

And she does!

Man, CGI gets more lifelike every year