He already does that whenever Ivanka is in the room.

While I've been enjoying the Adventures of the Evil Cheerleader and Her Hot Mom, I'm not sure if a Naomi feud is the way to go. She was getting crickets until Alexa came out. And the matches could be not good between Alexa still being a work in progress and Naomi 's questionable grasp on ring psychology. Seeing a bit…

Dawkins is the JTG of NXT. I half-expect him to be there so long they make him a trainer.

Sometimes I wish Miz matches had a split-screen just so we could see all of Maryse's reactions. And as awesome as Les Mizanins are as heels, the brief moments at the ramp when Miz quietly gushes about Maryse while she practically glows are freakin' adorable.

"Holy crap, Dad! Glad I didn't have your mohel!"

Yeah, while I was reading this article I was thinking someday we're gonna find out he did something incredibly kind in connection with this movie because there's no way he made this and thought "well, that was a paycheck."

Yeah, that's really bizarre. Now excuse me while I go change the diaper of my son Mr. Wigglesworth the Butler Beetle.

It's possible for really bad sex to result in children.

Actually they blinked a lot because fatal bludgeoning is really loud.

No, she's just the general default so I can understand your confusion.

I've been researching that role all my adult life.

Like her career is in any danger. Casting directors can only remember a handful of Asian-American actresses. And she's the funny one.

And by "all the ladies in his life" you mean Ivanka.

Yeah, DC has an actual legal right to the Watchmen while Moore looks for loopholes to get around paying others for using their intellectual property. See also: his use of Wendy in Lost Girls.

Kinda iffy on the fact the three guys standing tall at the end are part-time. Heck, even the pushed and protected Braun backed down from the Big Show (looking like an Olympic-sized Kurt Angle), someone who is more of an attraction now than a regular part of the roster. Build some freakin' new stars, WWE.

Moore's hypocricy when it comes to the rights to his own creations (many of which are based on existing characters) while playing fast and loose with the intellectual property rights of others is one of the things that make me enjoy the art far more than the artist.

I wish it didn't.

You're Trying Too Hard, Internet.

But the industry has waited so long for a performer with the gravitas to play Morgan Freeman in porn parodies. The scripts for Riding Miss Daisy and The Shawshank Penetration have in been in developmental hell for decades.

Moench wote Moon Knight stories where the CIA was the bad guy and the title character mourned the death of John Lennon. I think your theory holds some water.