Hokey heck… Maryse rocked that Nikki cosplay. She looks more muscular than she did during her first run. Of course her husband is a scrub for simply being fit instead of an untalented mass of show muscle like David Otunga. Could JBL take him to the back and scream at Otunga for burying talent on the mic? "This guy…

Actually the talent can have a lot of input, especially when they'r in developmental. Like Sasha Banks has talked about how her ringname was OKed from a list she had and that she worked on her gimmick with Tyler Breeze.

On the other hand, he sounded like a whiner complaining about the Hardyz being added to the match at Mania. That's something heels do.

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I acknowledge she gets a pop. She also gets a gasp out of me every time she almost murders someone in the head.

They should dig out the Divas title for him.

Funny thing about the ass slap… he did it twice in that seg. And a couple weeks back there was a seg where Nikki jumped into Cena's arms twice. If they want to come off as a genuine couple, maybe they shouldn't have playful gestures of affection du jour. "This week will be Eskimo kisses. Write that down." Miz and…

I just figured it out. Heyman is a bald Jewish man who worked for WCW. Goldberg is a bald Jewish man who worked for WCW. Brock is a corn-fed brute that likes hunting and MMA. Goldberg is a corn-fed brute who likes hunting and MMA. Therefore, Goldberg is Brock and Heyman's child from the future. This whole feud is a…

But that's not really news. I mean, who doesn't wish that?

Trump only has one personality disorder… his actual personality. Being Donald Trump Syndrome is going to be in the next DSM.

I'm all for Trump playing golf. It keeps his hands away from his phone and is the only we get to see just how much a repulsive lump of spray-tanned cottage cheese this superficial lecherous misogynist is. "She doesn't look presidential, I look presidential." Bitch, you''re like wet cement poured in a polo shirt and…

Ehhhhh… not really. Corny has gushed about the R 'n' R a lot on his podcast and has had Morton on it so the friendship is pretty well documented. Him being willing to put aside his animosity for that paints him in a pretty good light. If Vince feels a rush of power because he gave money to someone to show sincere…

I figured he would play nice for a Midnights induction since I'm pretty sure he would do anything to jeopardize it if that's what the guys wanted. But doing this for the R 'n' R is a pleasant surprise. I figured they just have someone like Flair do it. While I don't expect Corny to go into business for himself, I…

In case y'all haven't heard, inducting the Rock 'n' Roll Express will be… Jim Cornette. Whoever negotiated that needs to replace Tillerson as Secretary of State.

The "so bossy to other talent that it got made into a segment" part of his personality probably doesn't help either.

The crowd was pretty far up their own asses the whole night but they were at peak rectal insertion during that match. And yeah… Nia's conditioning has me wondering how she'll hold up her end at Mania. I assume the others will be in steal-the-show mode so she could end up looking bad if she gets gassed early.…

So Enzo and Cass were totally down with being part of ye olde numbers game with despicable heels in order to keep a babyface team out of Mania… dicks. Then again, if Steph came to me with a plan of dubious morality while dressed like the most popular goth in school then I might be cool with it. But Bayley was immune…

Fandango's awesome weirdness is so under-used. His mostly in-character appearance on UpUpDownDown a little while back was great.

And now I have to move her from my "Would Hate-Fuck" file and into my "Would Strongly Dislike-Fuck" file. The latter get a few seconds of foreplay.

Hey now…. Corny's been off the Sprite as part of his diet. Although his ability to recognize one just by the sound of the can opening is astonishing.