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Ryan had some backbone during the campaign, which makes his fall into the role of sycophantic lackey even more repugnant. I really hope there's a part of him that still feels shame so he can be truly horrified at himself when it all ends in 2020 at the lastest and he realizes he sold off his dignity and integrity for

I'd like to believe that but Dixon's run on Moon Knight was chock full of personality-deficient cyborgs, frequent crossovers with every gun-toting character Marvel had at the time, and gave the title character body armor and rapid-firing crescent darts. I think a good chunk of it was Dixon was just being Dixon.

I liked how the initial idea for Bane was that he's sort of an evil Doc Savage. Then he quickly became a bland punching machine until Gail Simone got a hold of him. That's right, Dixon, a progressive woman writes your big strong guy better than you.

Dixon may think he's beiing blackballed but he's not the only conservative in comics. He started using that as an excuse after getting canned for a less-than-spectacular Outsiders run and now neither of the Big Two really want to deal with a guy who will rant about politics on social media if he gets taken off a book.

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I have to admit I found the language in "Putting Your Dumb Ass Name on All Kinds of Stupid Shit Means You're a Fucking Douche Nozzle" to be rather unscientific but since I'm not a doctor I can't really judge.

It's just a coincidence, like the tweet the Department of Health put out about a study showing excessive spray-tanning leads to being a fat old idiot with small hands whose trophy wife would rather live away from him in New York than with him in Washington.

Not right away. Ivanka has to tell him to use his quiet voice first.

In international news today, the South Korean government released a statement that it believes White House press secretary Sean Spicer "eats worms."

Yet another victim of Dawn Ostroff, the CW exec who decided she wanted to target female viewers by giving them show after show about rich, shallow, young white people.

The Disney Sunday Movie did that well. The movies were pretty self-contained and you got a full story. But they were also written in a way that they could become a series, although I think Sidekicks was the only one that did. Years later I was glad to see Ernie Reyes Jr. continued the tradition of child actors

I like how Spicer has the same orange face/pale eyesockets look as Trump. All his people should do that, it'll be like plutocratic schlub version of ganguro except not even otakus can fap to that.

He might be. That man is far too uptight to have ever gotten lucky.

There really isn't much we can do about policy with the GOP in control of both houses. But constantly digging at the image of the superficial man-child that is Trump until he has a meltdown isn't just an amusing hobby. Exposing that this administration lied its ass off from the very start can cause people to look

"Using our technology, we've created third seasons of Better Off Ted and Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23."

And if that doesn't work, just follow his example and watch the show strung out on opiates. Your disbelief will go past "suspended" and into "comatose."

The other 40% is about the boobs in the bra.

My bookstore just got a bunch of Sandman Mystery Theater trades in and I keep yelling at the "nerds" I work with to read them but its hard getting them to try something that isn't part of a billion dollar franchise.

Well, she needed the pockets for her flask and her emergency back-up flask.

Impractical and mostly empty space?