I got the weirdest boner reading about this enigmatic Dick.

Not to be outdone, a pro-Trump rally has Stephen Badwin doing an impression of Alec Baldwin. Things get awkward when the performance stirs up long-buried childhood issues.

Yeah, that dog isn't thinking its doing a stunt for a movie, it thinks some asshole wants it to do something dangerous for fuck knows what reason. And its right.

We can see your avatar, we know you're talking about yourself.

Yeah, these sort of allegations can be a real bitch.

It can be two things. Bam Bam Bigelow was a beefy wrestler from New Jersey.

No, it's not a longer rod of lorldly might so don't get too excited there.

Well, at least it's easy to discuss all the matches this week…

"Every time I ask Mickie how to get out of a move she tells me to grab them by the pussy! Did she learn how to wrestle at Trump University?"

Now I know why CBS rejected my pitch for CSI: Skylab. Sure, they said stuff like "Skylab crashed decades ago" and "how the hell can there be a murder every week on a space station" but it's now clear the real reason is that I'm not a Hollywood bigshhot like Andy Weir.

Eh, London and Kendrick didn't sound too thrilled when they discussed working with him in PWG. Wrestling is a creative display as well as an athletic one so having someone refuse to listen to any ideas you have might not be a fun time.

The lack of Charles was a bummer but I guess the WWE figured doing Raw live after a transtlantic flight was a bit much. Mike Rome was decent but he needs to work on his Tom Phillips Stance while interviewing wrestler shorter than him.

I think that overproduction makes people underestimate how much Cole cares about wrestling, or at least the people he gets to work with. He had mentioned he wanted Nigel in WWE for a long time and seemed to love that this chance had happened.

Hey, that video her Bayley reading her essay was pretty emotional. Oh wait… that was from NXT. Neeeeever mind…

It did feel like the writers pounded out a few pages of text without thinking of how someone was supposed to learn it all right before going live and make it sound natural.

That's nothing. What if I told you Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns would make a great team…

A few other thoughts…

I kinda wonder if that backstage bit with Zayn was a rib on his reputation for not exactly being an active listener when other people want to make suggestions on putting a match together. His BFF KO talked about it on Jericho's podcast, not even someone like Cesaro can get a word in. KO thinks it's hilarious but I'm…

The time he got to check out his own ass thanks to someone being disguised as him was the highlight of the New 52.

Impossible. Trump doesn't laugh, he only smirks.