At least we know what gets on his skin… hooker urine.

That show and She Spies earned Kristen Miller a prominent place in my spank bank, a fact I'm sure she has in her resume.

I dunno…. maybe he'll think Mitski sounds Russian and wonder if Putin is mad at him.

More like a grizzly reboot.

So is this about where the 1940s super-heroes live?

Too bad Lifetime has already used Mother May I Sleep With Danger as a movie title twice.

Most likely to have been shot by Brock Lesnar.

That's not the worst part. It's a Guy Fieri cookbook. What if you want some eggs with your toddler?

I worry that this fiasco will cause filmgoers to overlook my own movie, Hidden Menses. It's a period piece.

Y'know, I kinda feel like the phrase "underage woman" misses the whole point of the individual words.

More of a grizzly reboot.

I like how while Jason Jordan is the bigger of the Alphas and King of the Hot Tags, Chad Gable doesn't get stuck playing Ricky Morton. They both have their time to shine and their time to get beat down.

The only thing more painful than JBL's commentary about Vintage Local Talent was the way she took Carmella's reverse STO.

The Raw crowd had trouble getting their chants together too. Maybe it's a state-wide issue.

No, Americans don't like politics. But we also don't like Russian spies that aren't ScarJo in a catsuit. At what point are Conway and her ilk gonna realize they're spinning treason? And when they do will they throw Trump under the bus to save their own hides or are they in so deep they have no choice but go down with…

Xavier Woods has no trouble finding rooms for UUDD in arenas. Maybe they should follow him.

I dunno… Kevin and Chris may be prettier that George and Phillipe but Chuck? She's a very attractive random stranger.

Only if Lance Storm is there for the unveiling.

I dunno… New Day seems pretty close to Titus. Like on UUDD during his suspension they kept playing him in the game and had Tyler Breeze listening to his theme song at the start of one video. Could be its something they want to do for fun and it gives them singles matches leading up to the Rumble.

Y'know… I don't think there were enough references tits and dicks while promoting a Christian family film. I mean, surely the married HBK could have gone on more about the coveting he was having for his neighbor's wife. And then we discover the number of moves Cass can remember how to do correctly is around four…