Please don’t be Bloober
Please don’t be Bloober

i want to believe... o_o

“Pensively” is generous. I’d go with “befuddled”
It doesn’t have to be the same story as the games, but all I really wanted was to see some shit blow up every episode. Capture the -spirit- of the game. Blow something up fairly often. That’s all I want from the games as well. If it’s a good story, that’s a bonus.

We all knew it was coming (har har), but still... spoiler in title. Give us a day. I love shitting on this dumb show (with occasional explosions) but still, some of us have to wait until the evening to see it.

This is what I want to know. I have a 160GB iPod, and it’s full. There’s no way I can have all that on my phone.
(I think they want you to upload your collection and stream it, but screw that...)

What’s the difficulty level? I’ve found some of these old-school style horror games think setting the difficulty somewhere between Bullshit and Total Bullshit makes it old-school...
(something, I must say, Tormented Souls nailed really well - it made you feel like you were screwed while consistently giving you more…

I think it’s a tacit admission the game isn’t entertaining.

Just to be clear, -all- of the game data is copied to the internal SSD (or HD in the PS4/Xbone case), and the game runs from there. This is how it’s been for years. After installation, the disk serves only to authenticate your game. You can even hear the disk drive stop and never activate again after the first 30…

Not that I’m defending nVidia here, but your examples are pretty bad. Seems more like “how can you say for sure that Goodyear’s additional profits come from tire swings just because tire swings were the hot retro trend this summer?”
edit: Or, I suppose, “how does Juul know that so much of their revenue is coming from…

I think a number of actors and actresses would consent during the ‘intimacy coordination’ to certain degrees of improv and spontaneity. Seems like that’s something the session would good for. Discussion. Explanations about how it would make things better.
And I imagine they did it, and decided the scene wouldn’t…

I was underwhelmed with the cutscene. Are there more? There’s the one where the dude comes back “don’t unplug his AI - he’ll DIEEE” lol, and that looked ok, but then it was back to people talking to a hologram (the same as what.. 98% of the campaign’s cutscenes?).
And worse, the hologram looked like Sinistar and…

No! I won’t do well in Horny Jail. Not with hips like these!

You ruined my day. It’s not your fault. But damn, this is the worst news. I was ready to drop $60 for an actual game.

If 400 people can’t put out more than 2 maps in a year, then there’s something way broken beyond crunch culture.
Infinite had at least 2 death marches (probably 3) in addition to 343's general crunch culture, and now they’re playing the team health card? Feels pretty disingenuous.
As the fans wise up and realize that…

I thought that artificial sweeteners work by being incredibly sweet per gram, so there’s just a small amount of it compared to sugars. as you say, there’s a law of conservation. A diet coke only has 180mg of aspartame so even if it’s turned into glucose (I’ll trust you on that), it’s significantly less than the 40g of…

We had to redo an entire level in this one because the thing we needed to build wouldn’t spawn (I reported it to WB). It’s an interesting balance. The games are simple enough that you don’t feel a major loss when you have to redo something compared to barely scraping out a boss win in a hardcore game, but at least…

Decent fun game (tho buggy AF), couch co-op, families can play. I’m playing it with my 15yo kid. We’ve been playing Lego SW for a decade. It’s just a good time. Legit laughs in the game too (as well as dumb jokes - it has it covered). It’s good stuff. Just don’t know why they did the battle of Crait so dirty when the…

I was such a big fan back in the day (growing up in rural BC with only two channels, they were a life-saver for a weirdo like me), but their previous revival Death Comes to Town was so awful, it actually made me feel sad watching it. I really hope this is a lot better. It can’t possibly be worse.

I guess he did have a heart attack and died from not-surprise. :(

Feels a bit potato-potato. You can buy a $15 “character collection” that releases additional characters over a period of time so if they call it a season pass or not, it feels the same to me.

Still peeved they don’t give trophies to player 2.

Also, curious why you didn’t include collectible detector as a primary upgrade.