fullmetalpancake
FullMetalPancake
fullmetalpancake

I hope he’s ok. He doesn’t have a lot of back to injure...

This is a prime example of why we have the phrase “what rock have you been hiding under?” It’s bad enough 2 years ago, but it’s like they had no idea what’s been going on for the last year+.
Also, they split up ‘welcome’ in “welcome to the next” which is just... amateurish.
Why not
Welcome
to the
NEXT
or something? Gah.

What are the player counts like compared to launch? 

When was the Halo TV series announced? 2011? I think they’re finally making that now... 

It’s a Wall-E type unit!

Could it be a poor choice of words? You wouldn’t admit to gang raping someone like that, right? But it does sound like it... but maybe he meant like.. “jumped on the opportunity” ? I’m not trying to make excuses... I’m just trying to figure out if this is criminally ick or not.

I certainly hope you’re right (as stated, I want my weirdo games to flourish), but how did Outer Wilds do for actual sales? I couldn’t find anything about that. I’d still be cautious taking a few devs claims of a “sales spike” (couldn’t find any more info on that either) as meaning that it applies for all devs.
The

No PS3? I use mine for the media these days (that Bluetooth remote is great).

Also wondering if Hulu Live is still not available on the PlayStation products.

This kind of looks like what I’d expect from Marvel’s biggest franchise (and one of Disney’s most casual adult audiences). Not risks, not innovation. Something safe, casual, something where people who don’t play a lot of video games can do the shit they see in the movies with their friends.
I love Tomb Raider

Meh. First party stuff won’t count because MS is paying for it all to drive their GamePass and Xbox brand. If MS is publishing Blair Witch as well, then maybe it’s not as big a worry.
I’ve seen (but cannot find right now) developers complaining about the pay rate for the GWG/PS+ free games (which is why it’s so often

I never said the creative director didn’t work. I said a creative director provides input all the way through a project, but thanks for contributing, I guess.

I saw a meme the other day.. something like “Snopes debate fact-check: Whatever the Democrats say” and I was wondering if there’s any sort of truth to that, or is it really just so bad that fact-checking sites are now part of the deep state. I mean, I always figured it disproportionately busted GOP lies because they

Clearly, this is for elaborate pranks where you take your buddy camping and then send him downriver at 3am after he’s passed out. You should’ve waited more than 3 weeks before asking out my ex, Jerry.

Rightsploitation? Consploitation? I want in!
Kevin Sorbo returns in “God’s Not Dead 3: No, You’re Dead, You Liberal Atheist!”

Needs more Halo Doritos!

I still use my PS3 (and its wonderful Bluetooth remote) but Hulu Live isn’t available on it (I assume because of PSVue). It’s kind of annoying to have all these subscription/apps, but it’s going to be a real pain if they’re device-exclusive too. :(

That being said, this Disney+ thing is going to be amazing.

I knew a guy (well, FOAF) who worked on a Nintendo DS (or 3DS) drawing program where you’d share images, and his job was to write dick-detection code.

My main concern is that these small weird games with not a lot of replay value are still often my favourite games (I like a good, odd story experience), and GamePass is probably going to crater the financial incentive to keep making these games. I dunno. maybe people like me will pay for them anyway, so it’ll just

I think Halo 5 kind of showed Halo isn’t really as important for Xbox as we used to think. Honestly, I think Minecraft (despite being multiplatform) pushed at least as many units. The number of parents I knew who bought the minecraft version of the Xbone for their kids was pretty surprising. When I’d point out that

I don’t know his exact role or how much he contributed, but given the number of games I’ve worked on, there’s still plenty of work to do. They’ve been spending a lot of time on the engine (at least according to their own press) so the game probably hasn’t been in actual production for very long.
A good creative