A friend took his wife’s name mostly because he is estranged from his father’s side of the family. So ‘spite’... I was mentally prepared to take my wife’s last name because I have a boring common one, but then I married a Smith, so we decided why bother. Haha.

I don’t want to sound like a creep, but placing my ears between your thighs will prevent chafing. Again, not being creepy. Just helpful. That’s how I am. The choice is, of course, yours.

You’ve broken keys? How? :O

That’s right, Einstein.

Probably because of all the innocent black people being beaten and killed. Let’s knock that off, and then we’ll have more time for the nice stories.

Moms are tough.

Software engineering in Seattle, but I did point out that they were legal immigrants.

I work with immigrants from China, Puerto Rico, India, Japan, etc (albeit legal ones), and they all integrate just fine.
My mother, on the other hand, has lived here her entire life and “can’t get over how big this place has gotten.” Not to say anything bad about her. I just think that people who want to stay in the…

It’s not really that good. I was being somewhat facetious. I am enjoying the show (I watch it in the background while I do emails at lunch - it’s not a full-brain show), but I do like a lot of trash TV.

I’ll see it eventually, but Siren has set a pretty high bar for mermaid-related programming this year.

She’s pretty cute tho >_>

I thought the episode did ok at handling this. She was freaked out about it, she learned something, she’s a bit nicer to them. Maybe it doesn’t totally fit with the old Roseanne, but I think it’s something people who would watch Roseanne because she supports Trump would benefit from seeing.

He can graduate to College Professor at the same community college our favourite students go to? Lame, but... workable. But I don’t see it lasting long enough for it to be relevant. I watched every episode. I want to like it. But it’s just not funny. It needs to pivot to being really snarky Head of the Class, or just…

It is to turn me on and make me want to have the ol’ we-don’t-agree-about-politics-at-all-but-the-angry-sex-is-amazing sex.

I think they’re still a little worried everyone might remember the last time they tried.

Probably watched Leon a few times. “The first shot takes him out of order, the second finishes him off.”

It was a bad deal. The worst deal. It’s what happens when you don’t get the best negotiationizers involved.

Windows Switch?

I haven’t seen a liberal so triggered since Oscar Wilde tried to order a soy latte at Voltaire’s personal Starbucks in the Cotes de Rhone. Big foreign and historic words, people. That means I’m smart!

The modem one almost cost me my job.