I proposed, as a shitpost, that cars should adopt Formula 1 technology.

If that’s an MGB you’d be better just leaving the hood off for the regular engine rebuilds every 3000 miles.

The SRT4 could have taken place of the 3rd gen Eclipse Spyder. 

The "no food ever in cars" along with the strong root beer brand bias leads me to believe you are at least 90 years old.

I always store my oily rags in a pile of kindling, underneath my stacked and organized firewood. I’ve got a few daisy-chained power strips running space heaters in there to keep everything nice and warm, too.

I’ll take the GTS, but only it’s engine.... With a Lotus wrapper.

Christ, what an asshole.

I got you, new beetle:

Kaboom!

Now I want H. John Benjamin reading that as Archer.

I have a 2019 Chevy Traverse LT rental, and same.

Like, literally, everything I’ve written in this thread has been a joke. First I joked that Americans can’t take criticism, then I joked that you provided an example of that for me, then I joked that your country started a ridiculous war 18 years ago against the wrong target. So, I don’t get “Woah, buddy, why so…

Oh, I absolutely am being smug about this bare minimum standard of decent sportsmanship. Similar to how I’m unbearably smug about expecting my neighbour wears pants when mowing his lawn or my friends wipe thoroughly after shitting.

That's the point of Botox injections.

Q:  While walking along in desert sand, you suddenly look down and see a tortoise crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over onto its back. The tortoise lies there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it cannot do so without your help. You are not helping.…

This, and also train bridges:

Yesterday I found out I can spend $5k less and end up with a 100% legal Viper.

Welp, looks like my work here is done. 

Oh my goodness.  The sweet, sweet irony of your response to my sarcasm.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?