hence, the offer he made to pay my (little) bro’s tuition

The old “My Sister Got Raped By A Giant Ukrainian Scholarship”.

The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later.

If it was you, would you feel like you should be charged for that?

Yeah, that’s what I thought...

serves him right for rooting for the refs

Seriously?? Paul Rudd’s name is at the bottom and in small print, when he had 2 movies to himself as the main character. Meanwhile everyone’s complaining because the only black woman in the movie (a side character mind you) doesnt get her name at the top?? Shame on you all! Marvel, change the poster again, put Paul…

I think it was smart for the Eagles to add a new wrinkle to their offense.

If anyone can purposefully drop the ball during a big event, it’s Desean.

Technically that’s inaccurate. They’re paid to dribble, shoot, pass, play defense, rebound, call plays (which requires not shutting up), talk to the media (also not shutting up), make public relations visits (again with the not shutting up), etc.  Hot take. 

...shows just how quickly Ibaka went Serged from 0 to 100, and really...

You can actually just barely make out what Chriss says if you can read lips. He says, “I’m so fucking tired of Draymond.”

check the girls for orange palms

there is also a non-zero chance he’s left without paying and just had them put it on Bobby’s tab.

*won a championship over an injured Cavs team missing 2 out 3 of its best players

Youtube and Twitter caused this problem by allowing strikes to be removed. If the person has violated copyrights, removing the offending video doesn’t CHANGE that. They still violated it, they just stopped violating it.

It would be sweeter to score 82 and then pull himself out of the game. 

7. Will Pam stop?

*yawn*

Exactly why your mom should not have brought you to work.

Trump backed out of the deal in 2014 saying “Why would I pay hundreds of millions of dollars for an EJ Manuel?  Bob Kraft told me there is a place in South Florida that will do it for $100.”