Yeah, this is officially the one...

that makes me delete the bookmark to these sites. I’ve been going to Gizmodo & Deadspin for what seems like forever. Oh well... moving on

With that one run, she gained more yards than Joe Mixon last week.

What’s his name? Rat him out so someone can tell his mother about his shitty behavior.

If I lost that bad, I think I’d tuck my tale, run and pretend it never happened. 

Can someone please explain to me why the Jets are so upset about the ‘seeing ghost’ sound bite? 

My first was an ‘87 S10 as well with the 4 cylinder/4 speed. What a great little truck for high school. It had plenty of room in the bed for my drums. I found some small subwoofer enclosures that fit perfectly flush behind the seat and replaced the stereo and speakers. 

When high school ended, the old engine began…

We have disposable scooters that only last a few months, but you better stop those pesky plastic straws!!

Discipline him internally? That’s assault you POS. 

Follows it up by throwing the kid under the bus. 

ya know, ya know, ya know, ya know, ya know..

Doubtful. He’s never easy on Cincy. 

Joe is just taking his queues from Troy’s broadcasting techniques. 

I had to look that up. I thought I was missing out on knowing what a “trocolyte” was and if they were related. 

Silver missed his chance. He should’ve pulled out immediately before politicians or anyone for that matter had time to influence the NBA’s decision. 

Some guy casually updates Wikipedia from his phone on his shit break once a month for 10 years and gets an investigative article about it.

Only if it’s came from Burfect. 

This one hurts...

Who cares? Beckham bit off more than he could chew and deserved the retaliation.

uh... go on and explain how Patrick “Mohomes” has stolen his spotlight. This should be good. 

He obviously should have replaced his helmet years ago.

You won’t hear a peep from him the entire regular season. Just watch. Completely planned when he realized how awful The Raiders were.