Here ya go, dumbass... now go eat shit

You must be new here ‘anonymous’. It’s happened. Nice try. 

I’m glad you’re not in charge of the accounting department. 

She’ll probably quit after this defeat, too.

https://i.imgur.com/xgiaDLO.mp4

That’s why DJ just smiles and nods. He knows it’s true. 

What if the shoes don’t fit? I wear a size 11. My feet are probably not big enough. 

Dana White and their match making is what caused me to stop watching a few years ago. They ruined the sport that they worked so hard to develop. 

Not only is the guy a complete asshole, he’s also a moron. How do you fuck up that bad with everything handed to you on a silver platter? 

Knowing the incompetence of Cincinnati officials, you can probably adjust the sharpness and contrast of the documents to read every word.

I just killed that cougar yesterday. Man, my heart was racing. 

I work in the city. I drive it to my office job. I also use the truck for what it’s intended for on a daily basis..

Get over yourself.

You can charge him with assault after you charge the Warriors minority owner with assault. It’s only fair..

Last night listening to him constantly talking about how GS just doesn’t have the skills and talent to keep up with Toronto made me mute the TV. They had 4 All-Stars on the damn court!!

This is common. Cowboy knows better. 

If by the same, you mean they’re both going to lose their best player, then you’re right!

My favorite is the guy on his way to the restroom who decides to throw down.

They probably thew the set in the trash because it just wasn’t cutting it.

You need to be expand your horizons a bit. 5-10 miles from anything of interest? That’s literally a 5-10 minute drive. What a waste of a complaint.

You do realize suburbs have access to everything you have, right?

I mean, come on, he worked with Papa John. He can probably work with anyone.