I’ve given it to your mom plenty of times and she said it’s been more than sufficient

Honestly, any adult with a shred of sense will always cede a collectible to any nearby kid. For my part, the one time I caught a foul ball at a baseball game, seeing the look of glee on a nearby kid’s face when I tossed him the ball far surpassed going home with a stupid souvenir that I’d probably end up throwing out e…

*Takes card to Applebee’s*

Buss is right. A coaching change now makes zero sense, as it won’t get them any closer to a title this year. Season’s end or early next season is the time to determine if Walton should stick around.

So I kept being confused reading this editorial, and I couldn’t decide how I felt. But then I realized that there’s a disconnect in this blog post, you use the word “undocumented” because it’s a hot-button word that will likely draw clickthroughs. But it seems to be wholly inaccurate based on the context of this…

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

Squats are probably an appropriate exercise with how much Carr has to pull himself off of the turf after a sack.

Don’t cry, Kanter. No matter what the Knicks do, there’s someone who will always want you.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I really like Antonio Brown. But he’s a little crazy and a little diva. Nothing false was said here.

In comic sans too.

Fair enough. Maybe “slang term” isn’t exactly the right way to put it, but (as I’m sure you know; we are on the internet, after all), “kill yourself” is a common retort in the shitty, gamer-influenced online parlance of our time, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s spent ample time gaming online.

“I messed up ... I did not mean it literally and [I] regret using it so I apologize.”

Judon is now pregnant. 

He better watch his language on Twitter or else the next story will be titled: “Zach Brown Banned.”

How is marbling weird?

That or they could pay for the video. It seems like the NFL calls these places, asks for the video and gets turned down. TMZ calls, asks how much for the video, then pays for it. Only difference is, TMZ actually wants to see what’s on the tape, the NFL just wants to say “we tried” to get the tape, even though if…

They had to attempt the headbutt again after the first one was called back for offsides.

This is Draymond Green’s porn.

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.