So, no one told you the season was gonna be this way

Did anyone consider that both Moncrief and Wallace had stickum on their gloves and couldn’t let go even if they wanted to???

It’s not Aaron’s fault. He lent Mike McCarthy his cell phone and the dude used up all the minutes. 

Is he really one of the most well-respected NBA reporters in the business? I’ve always known him as the The Guy Who Only Covers LeBron. Like, the dude’s career was made by covering James in Akron, then Cleveland, then he followed him to Miami, and then back to Cleveland. He’s been ESPN’s guy on the LeBron Beat since…

Your burner game is slipping, Kevin.

So, if Durant tells fans to shut up and watch, can we tell him to shut up and dribble?

The Slim Weeper.

This is the way the Warriors end.

Plot twist: It was Draymond’s mom calling him out for *still* being a little bitch

Draymond calling Durant a bitch when Draymond himself was the primary person who recruited KD to the Warriors is just delightful.

Dray been mad since TT pieced him this summer.

Finally, a reason to watch soccer (for 30 seconds)!

Antonio Brown: Hey Ben, you see Lev’s new tweets? [hands Big Ben iPhone]

Just seems like such an unnecessary gamble. One blown ACL and he could be boarding the Greg Oden Express.

Employing the Kavanaugh-defense, smart move.

Before people get too far into declaring that this is just people covering their asses, the key name to see is Ellis McKennie and his claim that this didn’t happen as Barber reported. McKennie is one of the players who was speaking out against the decision when the Regents first announced that Durkin should be…

Man, I hope Boogie apologies for keying your car or whatever he did to make you so sour.

They’re close... but they’d still need to add another six Hall Of Famers.

Sure he does. It means people will let you do whatever the fuck you want as long as you pretend you’re a good christian boy. 

If you're a parent at one of these games and you see this happen to your kid, how do you not stomp this guy the fuck out on the spot?