That’s not a snapping turtle. And its eating a strawberry. the picture is not having the effect you were hoping for.

Judon is now pregnant. 

He better watch his language on Twitter or else the next story will be titled: “Zach Brown Banned.”

How is marbling weird?

That or they could pay for the video. It seems like the NFL calls these places, asks for the video and gets turned down. TMZ calls, asks how much for the video, then pays for it. Only difference is, TMZ actually wants to see what’s on the tape, the NFL just wants to say “we tried” to get the tape, even though if…

They had to attempt the headbutt again after the first one was called back for offsides.

This is Draymond Green’s porn.

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

So, no one told you the season was gonna be this way

Did anyone consider that both Moncrief and Wallace had stickum on their gloves and couldn’t let go even if they wanted to???

It’s not Aaron’s fault. He lent Mike McCarthy his cell phone and the dude used up all the minutes. 

Is he really one of the most well-respected NBA reporters in the business? I’ve always known him as the The Guy Who Only Covers LeBron. Like, the dude’s career was made by covering James in Akron, then Cleveland, then he followed him to Miami, and then back to Cleveland. He’s been ESPN’s guy on the LeBron Beat since…

Your burner game is slipping, Kevin.

So, if Durant tells fans to shut up and watch, can we tell him to shut up and dribble?

The Slim Weeper.

This is the way the Warriors end.

Plot twist: It was Draymond’s mom calling him out for *still* being a little bitch

Draymond calling Durant a bitch when Draymond himself was the primary person who recruited KD to the Warriors is just delightful.

Dray been mad since TT pieced him this summer.

Finally, a reason to watch soccer (for 30 seconds)!