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Full_Moon_Carny
full-moon-carny

Antonio Brown: Hey Ben, you see Lev’s new tweets? [hands Big Ben iPhone]

Just seems like such an unnecessary gamble. One blown ACL and he could be boarding the Greg Oden Express.

Employing the Kavanaugh-defense, smart move.

Before people get too far into declaring that this is just people covering their asses, the key name to see is Ellis McKennie and his claim that this didn’t happen as Barber reported. McKennie is one of the players who was speaking out against the decision when the Regents first announced that Durkin should be

Man, I hope Boogie apologies for keying your car or whatever he did to make you so sour.

They’re close... but they’d still need to add another six Hall Of Famers.

Sure he does. It means people will let you do whatever the fuck you want as long as you pretend you’re a good christian boy. 

If you're a parent at one of these games and you see this happen to your kid, how do you not stomp this guy the fuck out on the spot? 

Missed calls:

I have a set of clapper lights in the bedroom so when pounding the poon I get a real nice strobe effect problem is my new girl has epilepsy and we can’t take those chances with her health so my question is do you think these would work better.

I have a set of clapper lights in the bedroom so when pounding the poon I get a real nice strobe effect problem is

Looks like Dan is working on smoothing all this over.

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

We hating on this just because it was Stephenson? Dude makes a nice behind the back pass, gets way up to rob a 7 footer of a rebound, makes his defender bite on his initial ball fake, momentarily loses his handle, still gets around his man, and gets hit with a clear no-call foul. Seems legit to me.

Every once in a while their is an athlete with so much raw talent that they are good enough to get paid a massive contract, but lazy enough to not give a fuck afterwards. I feel like KAT AND Wiggins are both like that. What do they fucking care? Some guys want a legacy, greatness, some guys just want their 200m. 

Holy shit look at Derrick Rose get to the rack like he has knees!

Broke Lopez

Are you blind or just plain stupid? You can clearly see spit fly and his face pucker.

The tough guy has arrived. Welcome to the fight. Let’s hear what you would’ve done differently to whoop both teams. 

So when Butler sucker-punches Jeremy Lin for no reason, we’ll know where some of the blame belongs

You call that wrecking a room? pfftt..