Yes...he’ll come away from this as a rapper for the Lord!

As a Raptors fan I don’t know what to make of this trade. It makes sense on paper - you’re trading away a good-not-great player in DeMar for one of the top players in the league, etc etc.

Could the Raptors flip him?

“And I’m Skeezy NBA Agent Rob Lowe... and I have cable.”

Eh. You don’t generally find yourself faced with an enraged man wanting to hit you unless you provided some of the fuckery yourself.

If they sent the cops to break up the fight, there would be no one to monitor the toothpaste carriers, who are the real monsters. 

I hope Goodell suspends the Atlanta Airport. Disgraceful.

LeBron for the next four years:

After what he went through this season, I’m guessing he’s extremely disinterested in further heel turns.

I mean, what more proof do they need than this?

“I think he has a lot of questions to answer about how is he going to fit in an NBA locker room.”

“Wow. Such an award. Who to thank? Who to thank? Ok, first of all, it’s humbling to even be nominated for Dad Of The Year, let alone win.”

Talk me through why you feel a sports blog shouldn’t report on sports

You know these parents were pissed- it looks like they ALL got up from their mobility scooters for the fight.

I remember feeling like this back in 07 when my team was terrible.

How long before Dana White offers him a contract?

You heard it here first: This guy absolutely loves the LeBronWatch articles, and they only increase his loyalty to Deadspin by the day. He’ll be buying toilet paper and bananas through your guys’ Amazon affiliate links by the time the week is up.

Maybe he’s fucking sick of being asked the same god damn question, much like sports blogs & websites publish this same story 6+ times a day? That shoulder dip was more like “This proves it. The NBA is really just ‘The Bachelor’. How could I have been so oblivious for this long?”.

His dad just enrolled him in the same school as Scottie Pippen’s son and Kenyon Martin’s son, so get ready Lakers fans!