Rachel Nichols: Scottie, you and Gary [Payton] have been out of the league for a while now, but seem to have insights no one else does! Why is that?

you had your chance with Rodman the other night and no one asked

Could still be a Rocket if he gets the team to move to Seattle by next season.

HOLY SHIT. ANOTHER PIECE OF THE PUZZLE!!!!! IT’S ALL COMING TOGETHER.

What goes round comes around. Wait, that proves the Earth is round. Need to watch another YouTube video to make sense of it all.

Spurs are close to re-build mode. Sixers need to put together a package for kawhi (that doesn’t include Simmons or embiid) and still sign Bron with their cap space. That’s a championship team

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

Wait, better idea: just make it so the team that wins the draft lottery gets Lebron. Then they’ve successfully created a league where every damn year, the best team plays the previous year’s worst in the Finals.

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.

I always wondered how Professor Xavier ended up in a wheelchair.

Rub his nose in it, otherwise he’ll never learn.

Crashing after a party around 2 AM and VERY drunk when one of the dudes started challenging me to fight over someone I was crushing on. All I wanted to do was pass out but he kept pestering me, so I agreed to fight him outside just so we could go to sleep. He staggered outside ahead of me, I locked the door behind and…

consider yourself lucky Big Bird wasn’t there

A lot of judgment for a guy with a five year-old wife.

To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

Save the burns for the crematorium, kids.

Just putting this out there:

He’s not owning it. He’s copping out. If he owned it he’s just admit “yeas I’m a Nazi, wanna take it outside?” or some crap. Nope, he’s making an excuse less than one molecule of water thick “These are scars to remind me of my mispent ‘youth’ (in **adult** prison for murdering an unarmed n*gger), removing them isn’t…

Except you are woefully wrong. Most tat places will cover gang tats for FREE. They let the apprentices do it. My tat person charges $150-200 an hour, and sets aside time every week to cover gang and prison tats for free.

People walking around with Nazi tatoos, and then defend why they haven’t removed them, have definitely not repented and changed their ways.