Everyone thinks they are a good person, doing the right thing.

They might, but more than anything these are just established patterns of behavior that show up naturally in these situations. You’d have better luck getting me a five year-old to stop picking his nose than you’d have getting these racist asshole cops to stop doing racist asshole things.

You missed 100% of the shots you took.

This, this, this. It sated by schadenfreude.

He somehow runs exactly the way i thought he would. What a fucking loser.

You should. Wendy’s twitter account is actually pretty funny

No one knew about this incident. How would anyone know to randomly look into Texas indictments about a case that was never brought to court? Why weren’t you reporting on this years ago? Oh, I know, because you didn’t know about it either until you knew exactly what to search for and where to search for it.

And he thinks coaching the Lions will be any different?

It’s very bad satire that instead of projecting cleverness, projects stupidity.

And are there any schools in the nation that allow hazing??  

I have nothing but great memories working here and covering four World Series, three Super Bowls, three NBA championship runs, a Stanley Cup and two U.S. Opens.

This is especially embarrassing for Drake if you consider the fact that he doesn’t even write his own cusses.

“That’s what the entire state of Utah’s about to say.”
-Scottie Pippen, June 1st, 1997

From the mug shot it looks like they caught him before he had the chance to go.

This brings up a good question: why does AJ Francis hate America and the troops?

Shaq says Barkley can save energy by hitting Green a quarter as hard unlimited times, so he never uses a full punch.

Wait, they said they can’t discuss personnel issues—how’d the list of violations get out?

“he has chosen to muddy the reasons for his dismissal”

he’s long been known to pop off at any second

Don’t you hate fine print.