The problem with your plan is that it is real and based in facts.

You’d think Shaq would know if he wanted better fuel efficiency, he should go with Diesel.

When in Philly, Shaq always fills up at this establishment:

So is Stephen going to let him play in the NFL?

Watching LeBron struggle to drag the dreck that is this roster is awesome. Unfortunately for the players, making it easy for them is not entertaining to anyone — look at KD and his Finals performance. While it was statistically impressive, it never looked like KD had to try very hard, or reach deep down into his…

It’s really hard to get 10 assists for a triple double when no one on your team can hit a fucking wide open shot.

Sherman: Coach, things are getting stale. There’s something I want to run by you.

If a player kneels in Cincinnati, does anyone see it?

The Sandlot is about a bunch of kids, albeit boys, having fun playing ball and growing up. Must you [insert political agenda here] with everything? This review is so thoughtless and lazy, it makes me actually want to know what Clay Travis thinks about the movie - pretty awful, Hannah.

You’re killing me, Hannah.

Is it really necessary to do deep, analytical viewings of 25-year old movies and judge them based on contemporary standards? Seriously, The Sandlot is a great coming-of-age story. And Squints fucking MARRIES THAT LIFEGUARD! Quit trying to suck the life out of my favorite childhood movies! I’m surprised you didn’t have…

You are fucking clueless.

Counterpoint: We Phish fans love 3+ hour shows, think most bands can’t play their instruments to save their lives, and are not all stoners (like me). Oh, and we don’t care if you hate our music or not. So enjoy your little clubs, we’ll be hanging in 20K venues having a great fucking time.

I once saw The Mars Volta play live. They didn’t have an opening band. They played for 3 hours straight. I mean every song lead directly into the next song, without any stoppage. They didn’t stop playing for 3 hours.

Can’t get trashed by Boeheim for leaving Syracuse early if you never play for him.

Actually, the fact that his name was spelled incorrectly is probably a sign that is WAS from Young and not the athletic dept.

😂 the inside outside dribble at :20 was impressive. Half the kids at Little Dribblers camp struggle with that.

Just like Bennett’s last altercation with the police, right?

That’s where we differ. If I’m naked, the last thing I’m doing is wrestling with my brother.