I look forward to his apology press conference.

Your word vomit does nothing to change the fact Mcenroe has 1000 times more name recognition than whats her face.

mid-major damages

What does Giselle look like with beer goggles? She must just look like a beam of pure white light that lobotomizes you.

Notice how Brady instantly got a sunburn?

If i know one thing about the NBA it’s never bet on Canada.

ProTip: Never try it in a Hammock

I got cruicified at the office for saying this. Then I told everybody “You have just become the owner of the Rockets. But you have 12 months to live. You want to win this title. Somebody offers you LeBron for Harden, straight up. Do you accept?” Unanimous yes. So how is LeBron not more valuable?

I’m a dentist. Very few boys have their wisdom teeth erupted at age 16. They normally not erupt until age 18. All I need is an x-ray. There are exceptions to everything, but if his wisdom teeth are fully erupted, I would very seriously doubt he’s only 16.

Smart of Wade to choose to come in the afternoon, while the kids got nothing of value from DeVos’s a.m. way.

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

There was no cutting involved with Oden, he simply broke in a stiff wind, the brittleness from being so old.

True, because I was 12 in 1986.

I’m not surprised she’s awful, I’m surprised she’s THIS awful after telegraphing her plans to move into acting for so long.

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

Goin Down the Kingsroad Feelin’ Bad.

hmm

This is the truest thing ever written on the internet.

proof that this guy is a parent, and captain smarty pants Mitchell is not.