Lesson learned: When you get to hang with the Ryan brothers for a couple of minutes and they say, “Hey man, have a chip,” you’d better believe they mean one damn chip.

reminds me of my father and one of his only jokes:

- these writers during the Hulk Hogan lawsuit

I’m not a cord-cutter because I like watching live sports on a big TV, which in the case of ESPN is pretty much just the NBA playoffs this time of year, but damn if the ads aren’t so incredibly repetitive and annoying that I’ve ended up just muting every commercial break. Smarmy Chevy guy and his JD Power awards,…

Pro tip for kids/friend withdrawal: Facetime.

That’s actually the band Nelson.

Just reserve a significant enough amount of ping pong balls where teams who finish 3rd to 7th worst get rewarded for their performance in last 15 games. Whomever does best bumps to 3rd best chance of winning. You create compelling games, a mini-playoff and arguably someone who just misses the playoffs becomes a…

In my opinion, the dude should do at least 3.1415926535 years in prison.

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

He should rename himself to Wayne, cuz he ain’t got no D!

WRONG. Should read “The OSU: $3.5B.”

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

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I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

This is nice change of pace from the Charlie Strong era, when all they pissed away was talent.

So at what point does Alford decide that the two other kids aren’t worth it, and tells LaVar to take his act elsewhere?

Alfalfas don’t compare themselves with Buckwheats.

I’ll be interested to see how much these kids pay attention to their father once they have their own money.