Some of us are DEFINITELY not over that. I’m a gigging musician and live sound engineer...Apple’s vision for the future of audio does not line up with mine.

Apply with both hands, but in a really weird way that creates almost no rotation.

ONCE AGAIN, ZEKE ELLIOTT BLOWING THE TOP OFF THE COVER TWO.

Vince looks different...

I’m hoping Russ turns into Dark Phoenix and torches `em all so bad that they have to make his ring out of adamantium.

There’s something funny about a story regarding Deion not wanting to take a test followed by the thumbnail for “The Miseducation of Deion Sanders”

Median Household Income 1985 49,631

Definitely qualifies you for 76ers General Manager and Moneyballer

I’ve wondered this same thing - I find their use of this word to be incredibly grating. I ran through the Deadspin’s archives in order to try see if I could find any answers. I ended up tallying the usage of the word by year and by author. Unfortunately, I didn’t come up with any concrete explanations for this trend,…

Yo, Americans! Please do something to release Russ from OKC prison and do something to preserve him in this form for ever. He could be our next sun to light up for billions of years to come. Elon Musk got it all wrong, electricity is not the answer, Russ’s core is the answer.

Once a cheater, always a cheater. She’s still a cheater, and still can’t be trusted. The guy probably kicks himself to this day about not kicking her to the curb immediately. And now he’s trapped.

I always thought Boogie would be a perfect fit if they started a team in West Virginia. They love their Cousins out there in them mountains.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

No snark. In a year-long period where we’ve publicly fawned over sports figures (Mort, Sager, etc) battling cancer, I’m in total awe of someone like Andrews has had to deal with cancer AND an overly public trial with quiet grace and dignity. She’s someone everyone should admire and respect, for so many reasons

I’m with you on the D - I go crazy when people who prefer Westbrook to Harden harp on the defense like Westbrook is fucking Gary Payton out there - but I think you forgive those kinds of turnover numbers when the guy has the ball in his hands SO much, doing everything.

Conner. His name is Conner.

Right now I’m feeling okay with the whims of the guy who had a good idea at 19 vs the 60 million people who had a really bad idea on November 8th, 2016.

I feel for the guy because I’ve been there. I had mental health problems to the point that I couldn’t work. I had decided that I just had to quit a very well-paying job that I’d been at for nearly ten years because there were things going on in my life that made it impossible to work. Luckily my employers suggested…

What band has had the biggest fall from grace in music history? It’s gotta be Creed.

Jay Bilas looks like he did a couple doses of old school LSD with Bill before they went on set and it just kicked in.