If I’m always this rude, doesn’t that mean I was born that way? Anyways, it’s indeed factual that he spit in his face. If you STILL can’t see that, there’s no hope for you. Why do you assume I care about Chris Paul? Obviously, you’re more emotionally involved with these two than I am... just blind.

Are you blind or just plain stupid? You can clearly see spit fly and his face pucker.

The tough guy has arrived. Welcome to the fight. Let’s hear what you would’ve done differently to whoop both teams. 

That’s all based on your web history.

What an absolute fucktard you are. I live in the heart of the epidemic. It’s out of control. Our local hospitals are overflowing with overdoses and death. 

You call that wrecking a room? pfftt..

Why? Because he’s black and fat?

winner winner chicken dinner

Hey look, it’s Rick the Dick!

Has anyone used the ‘family’ joke yet? 

Is that the Beast?

I received a speeding ticket in your shithole state recently. It’s 2018, and I had to mail in a check to the county. No internet transactions, no website to tell me the fees or fines associated with the ticket. Just some lady on the phone telling me it’s $120.

At least The Bengals/Falcons game was fun to watch

That’s John’s younger brother. Coached for only 2.5 games in ‘97.  

Eifert’s bone structure is made up completely out of used match sticks.

I bet Jon Jones and Kevin Durant would be BFFs. After all, nothing is ever their fault, and the world is just out to get them.

All these damn haters..

It must not have been much of a PED. 

He’s not normally vike this. 

Hey guys, just to remind everyone... THERE’S NO FIGHTING IN THE BLEACHERS!!

He sounds like a muppet.