My homies prefer not to be patted. 

I thought the same thing.

Cormier knew this was going to happen. That’s why he’s pushing to get that last fight in with Lesnar so he can retire quickly.

As much as I dislike Bones, Cormier would get destroyed yet again.

You hurt little Andrei’s feelings by telling your story. You better apologize to him. He deserves it.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

You know it’s solid Kinja when someone creates an account specifically because someone else’s comment hurt their feelings.

Can’t handle a loss, huh? Get used to it. There are more coming.

Yikes! He’s awful.

Go on..

Maybe he’ll threaten to retire and the Bengals will trade him to them for a couple 1st rounders. 

I want to hear more. 

He meant he was even tougher. 

I gotta pay a subscription to read the same junk I can find elsewhere for free? No thanks. 

You’re phoning it in Drew. These used to be quite funny. 

Sure seems obvious he’s recording it to watch his form..

I bet they’re glad they aren’t Buckeyes. 

You really have to go out of your way to sound that fucking dumb.

Did the state of Ohio beat you, too?

It’s all over the front page of their site. What are you going on about?

Instead of 1200 yards, it could be based on average yardage or even per yard.