“Why you mad about dis stuff?”

Uh, probably the same reason you got all cheese butt after getting beat by the Warriors before turning coward.

Honestly, you’re offending the intelligence of that golden retriever. 

Just curious.. what’s the salary range for an Assistant GM and Vice President of Player Personnel in the MLB?

Now he’s talking about taints?

My wife took Cipro for a short time before her entire muscular system starting locking up. It was awful. She thought she was going to die.

Or ya know, you could just not pass judgement on either of them until the court figures it out. 

I trust her based purely on her rating of 4.72/5.0 as an Uber passenger..  

... Pot calling the kettle black

So.. basically what you’re saying is, it ain’t got shit on Space Jam?

I watched this yesterday and thought for sure that was Dana White on top. 

Absolutely thrilling!!!!!!!

How am I supposed to enjoy this in only 240p?

- Michael Porter Jr.
Future Hall of Famer

Why would he or any other officer care at all? They have no skin in the game. There’s no permanent punishment for them. They don’t lose anything in the grand scheme of it all. WE pay for these lawsuits, while they get 2, 10, 15 day suspensions. They’ll come back, work a few easy overtime days, and laugh it off with…

Who cares about rivalries in soccer? They’re just going to fall down and cry every couple minutes anyways.

This guy is best friends with one of the fakest dudes in the league, and he thinks he’s any better than Thompson?

If anything gave him CTE, it was this..

One time, we can home early from going to an amusement park. We had this little 3' pool at the time. I remember hearing people talking from the backyard. They freaked out when they heard the gate open.
I walked back there to find Charlie and two of his friends swimming.

I was probably 12-13 years old at the time. I was playing football in the street on a brisk late Fall day in Ohio with a bunch of neighborhood kids. Everything was normal, we were all having a good time even though it was cold. At some point, the kid that lived across the street went off on me for something I didn’t…

That dude slipped out when he was wife was sleeping to eat pizza. Thanks for the laugh. Sorry about your nose..

Pete Carroll had to come up with new motivational stories somehow..