THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

dude. it was last season. please learn how time works.

So you thought, I don’t want to know who won! But you clicked on an article about the finale anyway, and ignored the spoiler warning. Now you’re complaining that they spoiled it. Good one.

ANDY. FOR THE LOVE OF TURTLE TIME AND MAKING IT NICE. DO THIS.

Yeah, man everyone seems to really not like GG very much here at Jezebel. It makes me very sad.

This Tinsley chick would be bringing a Pez dispenser to a gunfight if she went up against Bethenny.

I’m with you, Ellie.

NO WAY. Fuck Marty and his “nice guy” bullshit. He was a cool dude at first, until he got all butt hurt that Rory liked Logan (who I hated, to be fair, but still) and not him and just wanted to stay friends and stopped talking to her. And then got all weird with her when he was dating her friend Lucy. Fuck Marty.…

I thought Marty was a dickhead. He is suddenly no longer interested in being friends with Rory when she says she likes someone else and disappears from her life. Then when she meets him years later as the boyfriend of a friend he pretends he doesn’t know her at all. With friends like him, who needs enemies.

You mean the guy who then lied to his girlfriend about Rory, making it clear that he still had the hots for her, thus putting the girlfriend and Rory in a very awkward position?

I could be TeamJess the Bookstore owner. Jess the Highschooler was a little turd.

#TeamJess

Seriously. WHY CAN’T WE JUST HAVE THIS ONE THING? 2016 HAS BLOWN SO HARD CAN’T WE JUST HAVE THIS CHEESY REBOOT WITHOUT CRITICISM MY GOD?

I cried at the damn trailer. it’s gonna be a nostalgia train for the ages.

awww, I think it looks cute, and I’m most looking forward to widowed Emily figuring out her life. Will it win 3000 Emmys? No. Will it be a welcome palate cleanser after the complete shit show that has been this election over Thanksgiving weekend that I will watch the fuck out of? Yep.

Whatever, I’m still excited.

Me rn:

Disagree. I think that Gilmore Girls has a very good reason for coming back, because of the awful last season and the fact that they did not know, when filming it, that the last episode was actually going to be the last. Lorelai is annoying, sure, but she’s supposed to be - the character is flawed and actually not the…

Shut up. I’m tearing up just from hearing the theme song.