You can tell she works at Fox because of those edges. The ancestors won’t let them settle and lay down, since she sold out.

I remember when this all started. I was (and still am) so very confused. It is nearly impossible that the name was a coincidence, yet I don’t understand why Hasbro would choose Faulkner to model a toy after. Was it some weird nonsensical jab? Why did she get so insulted? Who the hell is she? The entire ordeal seemed…

Yes. He was definitely a bit of a dick when he was dating Rory, but I think that it was explained pretty well that he wasn’t a bad person, just had some serious family issues. When he came back for an episode later on, I thought that they did a really good job of showing potential for a more mature, less angry…

Neverneverneverevereverever. Team Maybe Jess if he has Finally Gotten his Shit Together.

Deplorable. Tristan would vote Trump.

#neverdean

JESS OR GTFO

Funny as this is, let’s all take a minute to appreciate the judo the Clinton campaign pulled off on this vain dipshit this week.

Howard Dean may have a theory

“trembling autumnal leaf Nicole Kidman”

In all seriousness, people voting for this guy need to have their citizenship revoked and be immediately exiled.

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

Everyone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!

Oh I don’t think anyone believes she’s a good person! I think she’s an asshole who tries to be as obnoxious as possible in order to get attention, upset people and point and laugh at them being upset, and appeal to people who are filled with hatred. Do I think she holds all the disgusting views she promotes? Nah, I…

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I would sum up his basic point as: you thought Brexit would fail, right? Well, you need to see that as a model for this election. The markets, the Tories, the Liberal Party, everybody thought Remain would win, except the Exiters. And the Exiters were right. So, Clinton supporters either work a lot harder to reverse…

Variations on “aww, look, it thinks it’s people!”

Does it rhyme with schmaxes?

JFC, thanks for the rage stroke!

Hey, that one made my BP spike for a second. Good job!