No no no. It was an accident at sea. He was being considerate by burying her in the ocean she loved. The guy’s a hero. Nothing to see here.

For real. This is legit something that is huge and momentous and people should be worked up about it.

Gross. Gross. Gross. But I’m really stuck at how this can’t be a health and safety violation. Does anyone have a theory? Even with the 80 proof mandate. Also, I’m an alcoholic in recovery and have been known to drink a lot. A lot a lot. But how drunk do you have to be to drink this thing?