Now you’re just being mean. We wanna see the boobs!

For what it’s worth, I met my wife at age 36. Two children later and we’re now going through a divorce. I’m a 48 year old male, bit fat, don’t have money, and I’ve accepted the fact that I probably won’t meet anyone else. And you know what? I’m totally fine with it. Having a “significant other” does NOT, in any way,…

As a recovering drug addict & alcoholic, congratulations. Giving up the booze is especially hard. I tip my hat to you, Doctor.

This is so much like myself it’s scary. I reached a point when I would swig from a bottle of wine (yes, at 4am) just to keep anxiety at bay and go back to sleep.

Jesus Christ, that is fucking disgusting.

Oh come on. She’s Australian. We see MUCH worse things washed up on beaches.

I wasn’t surprised by Piven either. But, as an Australian, if anything negative about Hugh Jackman surfaces I’ll cut my own head off. 

Excuse my ignorance, but what is a “pen”? Is it a vape device? I’m Australian and I haven’t heard of this before.

I like to think that we Australians have come a long way since the old “gay bashing” days, but I could (sadly) be wrong.

As an Australian, I’ll be the first to admit that we’ve got a checkered past and that gay-bashings were, regrettably, once a commonplace occurrence.

DON’T FORGET THE DROP BEARS!

Spiders? Pfft. It’s the freakin’ drop bears you really have to worry about here....

For some reason I have, like the Kardashian/Jenners, a disproportionate amount of hatred for this woman.

Wait, you’re a fellow Aussie? You just keep getting better!

It’s like you’re reading my mind. And the endless fucking selfies....their narcissism is truly off the fucking chart.

I have the same disproportionate amount of hatred for the Kardashian/Jenner clan. I DO NOT understand the fascination people have with them, and wish it would stop so that they can just go the fuck away. I read the other day that KUWTK is contracted for another five seasons, and I almost wanted to go on a murderous…

Please, please do not send her back here...

I have an almost unhealthily intense hatred for Nicki Minaj.

TOUCHDOWN!

“Stop giving them attention, people”