I’m hooked on them as we speak. I just stole from my parents to get more.

You might laugh, but remember what happened to Ben back in the Majora’s Mask days? Ben drowned

Personally I hope they throw the book at him. My brother died of modified zelda save files. 

He’ll be lucky if he doesn’t get beaned for watching the replay of himself on the big screen. 

I’ll have you know, sir, that internet comment sections were built on a long and proud history of contrarianism!

Well they couldn’t talk about how Tatis is a middling fielder at best, because that would be sports and this isn’t the place to Stick To Sports.

Look, I saw a documentary that showed up angels helping players catch balls. Simple explanation. Don't doubt it. 

I’m sure you’d be a hoot if you were invited to a party.

So this ball player doesn’t actually have super powers?! This headline is a breach of journalistic ethics! Thank you kind sir for this valuable information.

Or you could just....I dunno, relax and not take it so seriously?

Luke, this is America. And in America it is the God-given right of every dumpy, wheezy, middle-aged white guy with bad knees to explain to the internet that the most amazing plays by the best athletes in the world are actually not that impressive.

Thanks to all the posters in this thread letting for us know that Tatis didn’t literally jump a second time.

Can’t wait til “Double jumping is against the unwritten rules of the sport”.

thank you, I’m sure all 4 year olds around here who are still developing the synapses required to absorb information and perform the minimal amount of critical thinking needed to recognize that this baseball replay isn’t an actual videogame mechanic defined by its physical impossibility will benefit from your post

Boooo! If it acts like a bird and talks like a bird who cares if it's a man in a bird suit? Boooo! 

Thanks for clearing that up. I though he actually had super powers. 

Before anyone thinks of doing this, please consider:

Next up, Matt Gaetz appearing at #formerguy ‘s next Nuremburg rally wearing an Amy T-Shirt....

The Sonic porn fandom be like:

Ya know, I’ve always been annoyed at the weird fetish part of the Sonic fanbase infecting platforms, but this is hilarious. It's like this is its moment to shine